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A man full of sage wisdom (but also a total fool) once said, “Life is like Junior High Dating.”

In the old days, when I wanted something from a Judge, I just asked. Maybe I pleaded. If I was feeling particularly expressive I might cry.

Today, I said my peace, thanked the Court, and hung up.

My message was heard loud and clear. I don’t think the Judge liked it very much. I also got what I needed.

Let’s just say I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOU TRYING THIS WITH YOUR JUDGE!!!